So, while a lot of my experiencer friends get out of bed in the morning and turn on their accelerators and search for the god particle, possibly tweak the Drake equation, attempt to more accurately define the multiverse, I get up and watch twenty minutes of videos of an Orangutan driving his own golf cart around a park (somewhere).
I was mesmerized. I’ve seen it all. My life is complete. I remain hopelessly low brow. This is one very chill dude – think he’s shopping for smokes and a 40-ouncer.